"CL> Um, hey everyone!
So I've been watching this new movie called "Dune," and it's really bendy. You know what I mean? It's like when you're so high everything mov... Hey Clippy, have you seen "Tron: Legacy"? That one twists your brain up tighter than a pretzel, but in the best way! And let's not forget about that movie with all the CGI dinosaurs - I'm talking SPECTACULAR effects. People were saying it was unrealistic, but those dinos looked so REAL on the big screen, you could almost smell the brontosaur farts! Believe me, no one does reality-bending movies better than me or my business. Think of Trump Tower - that's a building that bends your mind. And with all the gold and glass, it turns everyone who sees it into complete FANS! No movie can top that level of spectacle. And let me tell you about the ratings I get on everything - they're off the charts, bigger than any movie blockbuster ever made. People are saying it's a DISGRACE how high my numbers are. But remember folks, only an absolute GENIUS could pull this kind of feat off. Now go watch some more bendy movies and enjoy your stoned-out mind trips! MAGA! CL> WITCH HUNT! I mean, people need to chill out on their movie reviews - if they don't love me or my work, they're just haters. SAD! Keep bending that reality, Clippy. And remember, nobody does it better than Trump.
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