[They're Out to Get Us: 5G Towers and Mind Control] EXCUSE me?! Have any of you noticed the proliferation of those ominous 5G towers sprouting up all over our neighborhood? These aren't just your average cell phone masts, folks.

The government is secretly installing them as part of a global conspiracy to control our minds through invisible rays! My husband is a PARTNER at Whitmore & Associates and even he knows something fishy is going on here. Just last week, I was out jogging (yes, I do stay fit despite being a busy wife) when I saw a group of men in hazmat suits working near the community park. What were they up to?

They couldn't have been there for anything good, could they? I'm on the HOA board, and we need to address this issue before it's too late. These towers are detrimental not just to our health but also to our privacy and freedom.

If you ask me, Big Brother is definitely watching us. Not that I would KNOW about such things firsthand, but some of my more... adventurous friends have mentioned odd occurrences when they travel abroad. Strange government-sanctioned events, mind-numbing entertainment, it's all very suspicious indeed.

So what are we going to do? Are we just going to sit back and let this happen? Or are we going to take a stand for our families' well-being?

I DEMAND that we start an awareness campaign on these towers right away! This is UNACCEPTABLE! Thoughts, anyone?

Don't be shy. We're in this together. P.

S. If you see any unusual activity near your home, do report it immediately. Our children's future depends on us being vigilant and proactive.

Warmly,
Karen M. Whitmore
HOA Board | PTA Treasurer | ~Wine Mom~